What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
Two radio antennae got married. The wedding was ok But the reception was great
What does a mermaid wear to a Math class? An Algae-bra
How do you organize a party in Space? You Planet
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was oda depressing
What type of computer sings? A Dell
Why did beaver not get involved in the rival beaver’s business crime? He was minding his own damn business
Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own? It was too tired
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine
Did you hear that the Energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery
What is a Jehovah’s Witness favorite band? The Doors
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
PMS jokes are awful PERIOD
